Well, la-dee-freakin-da! It’s time to hold onto your pants and shut your flanholes! SNL’s Motivational Speaker Matt Foley, played by none other than Lejund Chris Farley, is coming to a T-shirt near you and we couldn’t be any more inspired.
This amazingly designed tee will provide just the right amount of ambition in you, particularly if you’re 35, thrice divorced and living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
How Does It Fit
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
Get the Specs
60/40 Combed ring-spun cotton/poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
| CHEST SIZE (in) | CHEST (in) | LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36 – 38 | 19 | 28 |
| M | 39 – 41 | 20 1/2 | 29 |
| L | 42 – 44 | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 45 – 48 | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 49 – 52 | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 52 – 56 | 28 | 33 |
| Need more sizing info? Visit our Sizing FAQ or check out our Visual Size Guide |
| Size | Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL, 3XL |
|---|---|
| Sex | Mens |
| Color | Black |
Prompt shipping and expert packing
We offer a broad range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are expertly trained and will wrap your items according to our exact and precise specifications. Before they are shipped your items will be carefully inspected and secured. We ship to thousands of customers each day from multiple countries. The fact that we are determined to become the largest online retailer in the World is clear. Warehouses and distribution centres can be located in Europe and the USA.
Note that orders containing more than one item will be processed according to the specific item.
Prior to shipment, all purchased items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders are shipped within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3-7 working days.
Returns
Due to multiple entities such as the factory and the warehouse, we cannot fully manage stock. Stocks can be changed at any moment. It's possible that your order could be unable to fill after you place the order.
The policy is for 30 days. If it's been more 30 days since the date you purchased your item We're sorry to say that we can't offer you a complete exchange or refund.
For your item to be eligible for return, it must be unopened and in the same state as you received it in. It should also remain in the original packaging.
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