Well, la-dee-freakin-da! It’s time to hold onto your pants and shut your flanholes! The “fat guy in a little coat” is now literally on a gold bar.
Are you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have a van we can just give you, but fortunately we have this World’s Smallest Gold Bar.
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Weight: 1/100 oz
- Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
- Dimensions: 15 mm (L) x 8.5 mm (W) x .05 mm (H)
IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow 4 weeks for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.
| Metal | Gold |
|---|---|
| Weight | 1/100 oz |
Prompt shipping and expert packing
We offer a broad range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are expertly trained and will wrap your items according to our exact and precise specifications. Before they are shipped your items will be carefully inspected and secured. We ship to thousands of customers each day from multiple countries. The fact that we are determined to become the largest online retailer in the World is clear. Warehouses and distribution centres can be located in Europe and the USA.
Note that orders containing more than one item will be processed according to the specific item.
Prior to shipment, all purchased items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders are shipped within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3-7 working days.
Returns
Due to multiple entities such as the factory and the warehouse, we cannot fully manage stock. Stocks can be changed at any moment. It's possible that your order could be unable to fill after you place the order.
The policy is for 30 days. If it's been more 30 days since the date you purchased your item We're sorry to say that we can't offer you a complete exchange or refund.
For your item to be eligible for return, it must be unopened and in the same state as you received it in. It should also remain in the original packaging.
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