By now most of you know about the inter-office rivalry I have with Emily Johns AKA “The Queen of Coins”. It all started in Key West at the vibrator races for charity. Emily won 3 heats vs. my 1. At a three-vibrator-to-one disadvantage, I was the clear underdog. Against all odds, I emerged victorious.
Calling upon all the wisdom and knowledge I gleaned from my vibrator race triumph. I plan on turning my disadvantage into my greatest strength.
Sure, Emily’s is a coin of firsts – She’s the first woman on a coin. The first dog wearing a mirror ball helmet on a coin, etc. Not bad.
Mine is also a coin of firsts. Never before has a man getting an anal probe from aliens been so expertly etched on a proof coin. I’m really taking it.
IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.
Master-crafted from solid copper, these coins are more than just a collector’s item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come.
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Limited Edition of 250
- Weight: 1 oz
- Grade: .999 Fine Copper
- Diameter: 39 mm
| Metal | Copper |
|---|---|
| Weight | 1 oz |
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