IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.
Here at theChive, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.
Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector’s item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you’ll stay lucky and laughing through it all.
Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to theCHIVE HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Limited Edition of 15
- Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
- Weight: 1/10 oz
- Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
- Diameter: 16.5 mm
| Metal | Gold |
|---|---|
| Weight | 1/10 oz |
Prompt shipping and expert packing
We offer a broad range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are expertly trained and will wrap your items according to our exact and precise specifications. Before they are shipped your items will be carefully inspected and secured. We ship to thousands of customers each day from multiple countries. The fact that we are determined to become the largest online retailer in the World is clear. Warehouses and distribution centres can be located in Europe and the USA.
Note that orders containing more than one item will be processed according to the specific item.
Prior to shipment, all purchased items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders are shipped within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3-7 working days.
Returns
Due to multiple entities such as the factory and the warehouse, we cannot fully manage stock. Stocks can be changed at any moment. It's possible that your order could be unable to fill after you place the order.
The policy is for 30 days. If it's been more 30 days since the date you purchased your item We're sorry to say that we can't offer you a complete exchange or refund.
For your item to be eligible for return, it must be unopened and in the same state as you received it in. It should also remain in the original packaging.
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